Made In America
No Generative AI
Cars For Everyone
We’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through late-night listings looking for a project car or a set of wheels, only to find a clapped-out chassis missing an engine with a description that reads: "No lowballers, I know what I have." It makes you wonder... what the hell are they smoking? > This hilarious two-pack of decals is the ultimate tribute to the delusional world of online sellers. Slap one on your garage fridge, toolbox, or your own car window as a warning to the lowballers.
Note: Decals are printed together on a single vinyl sheet to protect the edges during shipping; a quick cut is required before applying.
Real Art for Real Enthusiasts
Tooned Garage is 100% human-designed and shipped in the USA. We pledge to never use generative AI for our decals, ensuring every piece of artwork is crafted with authentic automotive passion. Because to us, no car is too weird or obscure to deserve the spotlight.
Yes! Email us at info@toonedgarage.com with your vehicle’s exact year, make, and model. Please attach a photo of the car so we can get the styling perfect.
Once shipped, packages generally arrive within 2 to 5 business days for domestic orders within the continental US.
Yes. We ship all orders via USPS. A tracking link will be emailed directly to you the moment your shipping label is generated.
We accept returns. For step-by-step instructions and eligibility, please check out our [Return Policy Link].