{"product_id":"facebook-marketplace-how-high","title":"Facebook Marketplace - How High 2-Pacl","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through late-night listings looking for a project car or a set of wheels, only to find a clapped-out chassis missing an engine with a description that reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"No lowballers, I know what I have.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It makes you wonder... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhat the hell are they smoking?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u0026gt; This hilarious two-pack of decals is the ultimate tribute to the delusional world of online sellers. Slap one on your garage fridge, toolbox, or your own car window as a warning to the lowballers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Decals are printed together on a single vinyl sheet to protect the edges during shipping; a quick cut is required before applying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuick Specs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eDouble the Value: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes two premium decals per pack.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1.75” H x 5.75” W\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Satin-finish white vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBorder:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1\/8\" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eDurability:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Water, scratch, and UV-resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAdhesive:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Removable and residue-free\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Tooned Garage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53698631434513,"sku":"16004858223192973205","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/0643\/6113\/files\/1292667939663626170_2048.jpg?v=1783029655","url":"https:\/\/toonedgarage.com\/products\/facebook-marketplace-how-high","provider":"Tooned Garage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}